WizzDude Industries' Corporate Lies
Profits have gone DOWNHILL since I made this website!
Too much money is going into this and my life is falling apart. I require funds. How can you generate funds for me?
1. Watch my videos on repeat
2. Watch my videos at 0.25x speed in order to increase the watch time
3. Idk JUST GIVE ME MONEY!
YouTube is Demonetizing EVERYONE!
My financial future is not a bright future. Hopefully this website will show you just how much and how badly I need your money. Please. This guy in the stock image is very angry and frustrated that you are not supporting me already. Then again, I have not exactly given you an easy, surefire way to directly support me. The WizzDude+ service was a colossal failure. Please find it in your heart to forgive me.
It's all gonna be OK
I have a plan to make sooooo much money like a lot bro
1. Quit YouTube and get a job doing something else
2. Profit
3. Abandon my friends and family so I can work more
4. By this time I will be rich and very lonely
5. But I don't care cause im rich
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