Classic Wizz Soda
C$ 2.00
Classic Wizz Soda, the ultimate soda experience that will take you on a journey back in time to savour the taste of a bygone era of carbonated urine in a can. With its unique blend of pure pee, and the perfect balance of sweetness, Classic Wizz Soda is the beverage that'll make your taste buds cry out in agony, together.
Diet Wizz Soda
C$ 2.00
Indulge in the classic taste of Wizz Soda without the guilt – choose Diet Wizz Soda for a refreshing, calorie-conscious beverage that's perfect for any occasion. So, if you're looking to enjoy all the flavour with half the calories, reach for a can of Diet Wizz Soda today and savour the timeless goodness in every sip! (You won't get a lot of sips).
Zero Wizz Soda
C$ 0.10
Zero Wizz Soda takes the concept of a soda to a whole new level – it's a can filled with endless possibilities. While it may not contain any liquid, it is the most environmentally conscious beverage choice you can make. By opting for a can without any liquid, you're reducing the consumption of valuable resources like water, and decreasing your carbon footprint.
Chunky Wizz Soda
C$ 2.10
Chunky Wizz Soda takes the cozy, hearty feeling of soup and presents it in a soda can. It's like sipping on your favorite soup, but with the convenience of a refreshing beverage. Until you find out what the chunks are REALLY made of. But don't let that prevent you from buying this flavour and trying it for yourself!
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